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me: why the fuck am i not walking?!
the chat: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwadswwwwww
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didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it
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THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.
I AM SOBBING OMG
me: i love video games
brain: let’s play video games
me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later
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If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey
If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try
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If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try
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If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try
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If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing
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If you like playing Mass Effect, then try
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If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis
If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein
If you like playing Portal, then try
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If you like playing Dark Souls, then try
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If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try
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If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try
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If you like playing Bioshock, then try Dark Life by Kat Falls
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If you like playing Mario Party, then try
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This is amazing!!
I have to reblog for two reasons:
1)This is actually a good way to get people into reading.
2)That passive aggressive joke in the last one is pure genius.
Since this is Wonder Woman’s 75th anniversary I just wanted to remind ya’ll this happened. This shit is canon
POWER GIRL LMFAOOOOOO
video games can be so fucking powerful and meaningful and motivating and thought provoking and its really sad that a lot of people will dismiss them and miss out on that message just because its from a medium thats unfamiliar to them
- <p> <b>me making decisions in video games:</b> *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*</p><p></p><b>me making decisions in real life:</b> well what's the worse that could happen<p></p>
you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games
THIS THIS THIS
THIS THING RIGHT HERE IS DA SHIT MAN